Wow! Look at all this dust! *coughs out a lung* Damn!
Okay. What happened last time? Uh…Prom! Prom happened! And kitty birthdays! Totally didn’t have to read my own blog for that, nosiree! >.>
For anyone who’s curious, we’re in Week 5 Day 5 of the Diabolical Legacy. It’s been a while, I know, but I’m hoping to get to Generation 2 soon.
And so we begin a new day in the Diabolical Legacy.
Okay, what’ve we got here?
Moriarty: You left me all alone for four months and I’m HUNGRY!
Damn. Now I feel bad. >.>
Rosie: Shut. Up
Moriarty: She just wants to see me WASTE AWAY!
Rosie: *just stares at wall*
Wait! Is it—?
It is! It’s Rosie to the rescue yet again! (see chapter 1.20) You know, you could’ve just fed him in the nursery. 😉
Rosie: Fuck off! At least he’s not starving anymore! Get off my case!
O_O Ah, mood swing. Got it.
What are you up to, lovely?
Lili: I did a bad thing! 😀
That’s nice dear. Now go eat, you’re starving.
Father and daughter enjoying a pleasant breakfast together, idiotic, exhausted paparazzi in the background.
Balding: I’m tired! I NEED that rocking chair!
Just go home! 😡
Grey Bun: But what if we miss something scandalous! Like a Diabolical without clothes!
Rosie: Morning, Dad!
Fhjkdshhew! God damnit, Rosie! Go put on some clothes!
Rosie: Food now. Clothes later. *inhales deeply*
Um, Lili? Get back in the house.
Balding: Her ass is amazing.
Lili: Just keep smiling.
Uh, Max, something’s going on—
Max: Shh! Don’t follow me.
I’ll just head back out and check on Lil—what the hell happened here?!
Mailman: Noob! LOL!
Balding: How did it come to this?
Apparently, Lili’s back inside, doing…?
Lili: Hehehehehe! I’m evilly frying evil ice cream!
Dear…we should talk at some point.
Oh my god! You got dressed! All by yourself!
Rosie: Yeah, whatever.
It’s Leisure Day! And Kitty’s got a wish to go to the park. Why not? We’ll bring the whole family.
Good time for a family photo.
Somehow, the Minion forgot that Kitty was, in fact, a vampire. And its a summer afternoon. Crap.
Since she’s gathered up enough LTH points, the Minion sends out for some permanent sunscreen.
And now she sparkles?! Alrighty then…
Anyway, after the family photo shoot everyone scatters.
Rosie: Lime snowcones. The only reason I come on these family outings.
I’ll leave you to it. Besides, I see your mother doing weird shit.
I don’t think that’s the way you skate, Kitty.
Kitty: On the contrary, this is the way I skate.
Alrighty! Lili! How’re you doing?
I didn’t think you took ballet…excellent form! Moving on!
You know he’ll be too big for that tomorrow, right?
Also, note that little sign on the left-hand side of the greeting card photo booth.
XD I’ve never noticed it before! But I love it!
Eventually, the Diabolicals make it over to the family fun center.
Rosie has far too much fun pummeling her family.
Max evades Rosie’s onslaught by turning into a plane.
Kitty and Lili aren’t nearly as dexterous.
Moriarty ignores the antics of his family in favor of his imaginary friend.
Mori: They are all imbeciles.
Mori: Isn’t that right, Irene?
Mori: But someday we’ll rule the world. Yes, we will.
Hey! Stop creeping, Steel!
Seriously! He just stood there for several hours, staring at Moriarty, until the family left!
The Minion picks up the threat of impending zombie hoards and scoots everyone back to the house.
Hmmm…something seems to be missing…
Mori: Hey? Where’d everybody go?
Thanks for reading! ^_^