Diabolical Legacy

2.13 – The Halloween Birthday Bash

STOP!  I’ve been posting like crazy!  Here’s the FIRST ONE!  Okay, continue.

I lied, yup, there’s more birthdays.  But look on the bright side.  This is update #10!  We did it guys!  We did it!  We beat SimNaWriMo!  Gold pen thingy has been obtained!  Woo!


I’ve hoped aboard that lovely train that the Epic Rourkes started.  The romantic phone pictures are cute.


And it’s Mad Fireball’s birthday!  She’s aging up to a child.  She’ll start school tomorrow!  She was completely skilled up, so she should be able to receive the Evil trait.  And become a true heir potential!


And it’s also Magno Volt’s birthday!  He’s aging up to a toddler.  So we finally get to see what other genetics we’ve got to work with!


We bite the bullet and order a birthday party.  Max makes the call since he has the Legendary Host LTR.


The girls play together for the first and last time before Mad Fireball ages up.

Goodie Snow:  Where’d you go?  There you are!  8D

Mad Fireball:  Get.  Me  Out.

Sorry kiddo.  I believe in family interaction, however retarded some family may be.


Out on the back porch, a very much in love couple share a cozy breakfast while the sun rises above the dunes.

❤  Always.


And then its game time.  Isaiah and Rosie Dreamer are our first guests.  ^_^


Whatcha doing?

Rosie:  Shhh.


Rosie:  RawrMomsoutsidewiththreeotherguys!

Max:  The atoms in my heart have failed me!


Rosie:  Oh, hey Dad!  How’s it going?  >:D

Max:  Don’t look at me, I clearly named the wrong child heir to my evil legacy.


Speaking of the heir, now that she’s off maternity leave she’s actually getting promotions!  This is level 5…I think.


While waiting for the party to really get underway, Kitty finishes the last portrait for generation 2, Lili’s husband and father of generation 2, Hans Diabolical (Hudson).

I swear we got Mori’s portrait, but I don’t seem to have a screenshot of it.  I’ll show you later.


What’re you chuckling at?

Lili:  Mom moved out of her room just in time to get swarmed by fans!  >:)

…that’s not a bad thing.

Lili:  It’s not?  😦

Go get the babies.


There’s a party to start!  As elder heir potential, Mad Fireball goes first.

Her entire family makes it through the throng of people in time.  Hans & Max are just off screen.


Sparkle, sparkle!


Yes, yes, Evil trait!  Now what do you LOOK like!



Mad Fireball’s face is very angular, but it doesn’t remind me of Lili or Rosie.  She must take quite a lot after her father.  I might be okay with that.


Mad Fireball, in her everydaywear now, grabs cake while Lili brings Magno Volt to his cake.


Toddler Magno Volt incoming!


Oooo!  He’s got a softer face than his sisters!  But he’s got Max’s eyeshape.  And…red eyes?!  Red eyes!  Holy shit!  I’ve hit the genetic lottery for an evil legacy!  8D


Oh my.  He looks a bit creepy, doesn’t he?

Magno Volt:  Now why would you say that?

It’s the combination of the cute, chubby cheeks and those Diabolical, red eyes.  He’s a Halloween baby, clearly!


Magno Volt has an IF.  Its name is Pal.  I find that ironic.


Magno Volt:  You are MINE!  I will beat you into submission!


Magno Volt:  Oh, did that hurt?  I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to hurt you, Pal.


Magno Volt:  I love you!  I’ll never let you go.  We’ll be together forever and ever.


Magno Volt:  Won’t we?


I feel like I should have named you “Damien“.

Happy Halloween, peoples!  And thanks for reading!  ^_^

2.10 – Birth Days Ahead, pt. 2

Welcome back to the Diabolical Legacy, Update #7 of SimNaWriMo!  That’s a silver feather in our cap, ladies and gents!

Last time, Rosie got engaged to her teenage boy toy and Mad Fireball aged into a toddler!  And that’s ALL that happened.  We won’t speak of the disappointment.  Have Mad Fireball spam!






Ignore the pink thing in that second crib.  It is a failure and will no doubt spontaneously combust like the defective thing it is.


Just in time to be replaced too!  Bring forth the new spawn!


Lili has been chained to the chess board for the majority of her pregnancies, but finally.  FINALLY!  Labor comes to fruition!  Lili has maxed the Logic skill!  This should make Criminal promotions a lot easier to nab.  (lol)  Unless I’m being an idiot and its Charisma she needs, not Logic.  She’s too low in the chain of command for me to see.  And I’m too lazy to actually look it up.  Meh.  >.>


She finally has the time to spend some with Mad Fireball and potty-train her.


But Grandpa Max still has to teach her to talk.


Did I mention that Rakshasa was pregnant?  Welp!  There you go!  She was pregnant!  Obviously, no longer, but she was.  If you don’t remember (shame on you), Rakshasa is the daughter of our dearly departed Nikita.  The father of Rakshasa’s kittens is one of precious Dinah’s sons, Macavity and Lynx.  I don’t remember which.

The kittens are:


Lilith, pay no mind to the name shown for I change it later, is a Friendly and Non-destructive female kitten.  She looks to have Macavity’s form and eyes, but Rakshasa’s overall coat coloration.


Jinx, again the name shown is wrong, is a Playful and Non-destructive male kitten.  He’s got Lynx’s overall body shape and eyes with his undercoat coloring and Rakshasa’s splotch coloring.


Clawdia (don’t; you know it had to be done) is a Friendly and Neat female kitten.  She’s basically a female clone of Jinx.

I don’t know which one we’ll keep yet.  Might try again for more interesting kittens, though I do love the eye bi-color.


Rosie:  What the hell are you doing outside?!

Pap:  Are they…fighting?!


Mori:  What…do you mean?

Rosie:  Don’t play dumb with me!


Pap:  They’re fighting!  I can’t believe this!


Rosie:  You’re fucking grounded for even leaving this house, you little turd!

Mori:  What did I do?!

Yeah?  O_o

Pap:  *squeals in delight*  Scream at him again!

Shut up.


What happened?

Mori:  She said something about me not stealing something when I had the chance.  I have no idea!  Who knows what goes through that strangely twisted brain of hers!

Yeah.  I’ll see what Lili’s doing.

Lili quickly lets him off, but I have no idea what Rosie’s thing was.  It wasn’t even curfew yet!  O_o


To keep out of his vengeful sister’s sight, Moriarty has taken to fishing in the family’s pond out back.  I’m thinking that his Angler trait may inspire a fishing related LTW.


Time seems to just fly on by!  He’s already level 4 Fishing!


Time has flown by such that its already Moriarty’s young adult birthday!  8D  Time for the youngest member of generation 2 to become a evilly productive member of society!


We have cake, but no party.  Max is out holding meetings, and Rosie is getting very close to that last promotion anyways.  And Hans is probably locked inside the fire station.  But Kitty and Lili and even some of the cats are there to support Mori!


Vampires sparkle red when they age up to adulthood!  I did not previously know this!

Don’t look so worried, Mori!  You’ll roll a great last trait, I’m sure!


A dashingly handsome man who managed to grab the coveted Cat Lover trait!  Max is so proud!

Of course, you know this means we’ll probably never let him go now.  Hey!  Those cats have to be taken care of by someone!


As predicted, Mori grabbed the Presenting the Perfect Private Aquarium LTW.  Even though I thought long and hard about that Cat Herder LTW.  But, while having Mori be a crazy old cat man was outstandingly hilarious, he already rolled the Private Aquarium wish earlier in his teenhood, so he gets to keep it.

Next time:  Part Three of Birth Days Ahead!  No, we’re not done yet!

Young Adult Moriarty has been added to the downloads!  He’s a vampire, so consider yourself warned!

Thanks for reading!  ^_^

Edit:  Apparently, this is the 50th post of the Diabolical Legacy blog!  Woo!

2.9 – Birth Days Ahead, pt. 1

Last time, Dinah and Nikita passed on to the great cat estate in the sky.  T_T  This time, young Mad Fireball ages up.  Among, perhaps, other birthdays.


Rosie literally pays the bills.  And what’s Lili up to, I wonder?


Skilling apparently.  I will accept this.

Lili:  Hey, Moriarty!  Guess what?  You’re gonna be an uncle!

Mori:  What?


Mori:  I thought I was already an uncle…

Lili:  Rosie beat me at having kids?!

Mori:  What–no!  You remember Mad Fireball?!  You’re daughter!

Lili:  Who?


Lili:  Darnit!  I thought for sure I’d win at having kids first!

Mori:  It’s too early for this shit.  Checkmate.

Lili:  Darn!

I don’t think she’s won a single game against him.


Just so you know, Hans is still at the fire station.  He’s not allowed to leave until he maxes the firefighter career.


He’s getting there.


Rosie…what’re you doing with the baby?

Rosie:  Isaiah finally asked me out!  *girlish sigh*

What does that have to do with Mad Fireball?

Rosie:  He’s given me so much trouble, I need a wingman.


Rosie takes Mad Fireball with her to experience her very first adult date with Isaiah.  Yes, it’s been that long.


Wait!  Rosie!  Where’s the baby?!

Rosie:  Who cares?  I got him right where I want him.


It’s early spring, but the baby’s on the freezing ground.  And she’s starving!  Perfect!  >.<

Kudos to Mad Fireball, though.  A few hours on the cold ground and a few more hours from starving to death, but she didn’t cry once.  She knows when to not interrupt.


Uninterrupted, Rosie gets down to the serious business of wooing Isaiah.


And makes him her boyfriend.  And he doesn’t immediately run away!  Can we go all the way?  Let’s go all the way!


While this is going on, Hans makes an appearance, grabs his daughter, and skedaddles back home.  I guess maxing the firefighter career will have to wait.


Rosie wastes no time in making use of the newly freed space.

Rosie:  Marry me, or you’ll never see daylight again.


He says yes, however wise that may be.

Isaiah:  Is it…gonna cut off my finger?  Why is it glittering like that?


Back home, Hans starts upgrading the appliances & plumbing around the house.  Maybe he’ll max Handiness if not his career.



Max still adores Kitty, even if the game thinks she cheated on him.


And it’s Mad Fireball’s birthday!

We did throw her a party…


Rosie even cooked for it!

Rosie:  Flipping badass pancakes while naked!  I’m fucking awesome!


The guests even showed up to block the front door.


But Lili decided to highjack it.

Lili:  Baby incoming!

Rosie:  But you already have one!


Lili:  But there has to be multiple for an heir vote!  Argh!

Rosie:  Fuck this shit, I’m out!


And Rosie left her pregnant sister to give birth in the living room.  Because that’s how Rosie rolls.  At least she didn’t leave the pancakes on the stove.  She actually finished cooking before running out to panic over Lili!


Lili does ruin whatever order existed.  The party guests can’t enter the house, and Lili can’t leave.  So Lili has no choice but to have a home birth.

Lili:  What?!


Mad Fireball then steals my camera and ages up all alone in the nursery.  Wait.  Grandma Kitty might have been there with her.


Looks like dad’s nose and eyes.


Max immediately puts her in the walker.


Then the camera zooms back across the house to Lili.

It’s another girl!  Wishes fulfilled!

This baby is born mid-spring, the day before Love Day at 7 in the evening.


I’m prepared this time.


Wait, what?

Welp!  Looks like this legacy has its very first black sheep!

The baby is named Goodie Snow to recognize her inborn deficiency.


Then she has the gall to have White as her favorite color.

Goodie Snow will NOT be eligible for heirship, as we here at the Diabolical Legacy are observing the Family Trait rule.  All heirs MUST have the Evil trait.


You are a bitter disappointment.


Even Lynx recognizes the defectiveness of this child!


Hans and Lili are all too happy to get working on a replacement child.

I’ll say this for the kid, she’s easy to ignore.


So is Mad Fireball now that she’s older.  Apparently she’s been stuck in that walker long enough to learn how to walk!


Mad Fireball:  Must.  Keep.  Moving.

Join us next time for Part Two of Birth Days Ahead!  😀

Thanks for reading !  ^_^

2.7 – Call Me, Baby!

Greeting to all the lovely peoples!  Last time Hans saved the military from mutant plants, but couldn’t save his extended family from the house that his rather excitable yet unstable PREGNANT wife constructed.  Oh, well!  Let’s see what the Diabolicals are up to today!


Ah yes.  Lili’s munching watermelon like they’re going outta style.  Both she and Hans want a girl.

Why is the heavily pregnant woman out in the snow?


Because it’s the weekend and the whole family has a day off together!


Except Hans.  He’s new and so is still earning his keep.

Apologies for the very crappy picture.  I was enjoying a dark lager for the very first time.  😀  Don’t drink and sim, kids.


While Hans works for this legacy, the rest of the family enjoy this last day of winter before the desert heat melts everything once again.

Kitty decides to enjoy some hot cocoa, and then gets it for free.  Score!


Suddenly, a scream rends through the slightly chilly air!  Lili’s gone into labor!  Guess she ate that fruit just in time!

Lili:  I think the watermelon wants out!  😀



While the elderly festival attendants panic, Kitty screams at Lili to get her ass to the hospital.

Lili:  Nah, I think I’m good.  ^_^


Kitty finally leads our retarded heiress out of the park and down to the hospital.  Which, fortunately for the firstborn of generation 3, is right across the street.


Dude 1:  Dude, the pregnant lady is finally heading to the hospital.  Why are you still screaming?

Dude 2:  I. Don’t. KNOW!


And what is Max doing while his firstborn gives birth to his first grandchild?  Why skating, of course!

And what’s Rosie doing?


Being fucking awesome.

But neither seem to really care that a baby is on the way.  But I care!


And, apparently, so does Hans.  Because he runs down the street from the fire station, which also happens to be right next to the hospital.  Convenient.

While we wait for the beginnings of generation 3 to come into being, the Minion will sim watch.


Ooo!  You are incredibly cute!  Are you a Dreamer?

Lady:  What?!


Abrielle Tanner.  Your genetics will be kept in mind.


Look!  Townies teach their kids!  Ermahgerd!  I’ve never seen this before!


Look!  Innit he cute as a button!  *Minion suffering toddler withdrawal*


It’s a girl!

Now, let me explain something.  Every child in the Diabolical legacy will have an evil name.  But I couldn’t think of an evil name that Lili would actually use for her child.  So I visited a supervillian name generator.


It gave me “Princess Fireball”, which was perfect.  However, EA has restricted the number of characters first names can be!  Blasphemy!  So, I puzzled my head, and finally my boyfriend suggested “Madam” instead, which was also awesome.  But still too long!  So Princess became Madam which was shortened to Mad.


The baby’s name is Mad Fireball.  Don’t question me.


Lili:  I’m a mommy!  😀

God help us all.


Lili:  Why.  Is it.  Crying.

That’s what burrit–I mean BABYS do.  It’s just what they do.  Get it home.


Seeing Lili with a baby has caused Kitty to roll some wishes.

Sorry Kitty, but that one might take a while.


Ah, yes!  We were introducing Mad Max–I mean FIREBALL!  That might happen again.  >.>

Mad Fireball was born at 1:30 in the afternoon on the last day of Winter.  I watched some snow melt while waiting for her birth.  She rolled Clumsy and Couch Potato, and likes the color Green like her Uncle Moriarty, Beach Party music like no one, and Veggie Burgers.  Interesting.  And she seems to have her father’s skin tone!  Woo!


You know what her birth means?  Generation 3 is here!  +1 point!  😀


Kitty immediately heads for Mad’s nursery.


And promptly rolls this.  She does have three children, so this might be possible.  We’ll see.

Lili conks out soon after arriving home.  And Hans?  He still work–


Hans: Wasn’t there something I was supposed to be doing?

Goddamnit, Hans.  Goddamnit.  >.<  Get your ass to maintaining the firetruck!


Hans:  Can’t even take a bath without someone bitching!  *grumble, grumble*

Yeah, yeah, like I care!


A much more productive member of the family nets herself yet another promotion!


This is actually to save some dish from a tripping waiter, but I’ll take it!  Rosie is at level 4 and one step closer to being able to leave the house!

She’s allowed to leave early, so heads home to call up Isaiah.  After all, her mother has a few wishes that need fulfilling.


Rosie:  He’s not picking up.

Goddamnit Isaiah!  You.  Will be!  OURS!

Why are sim men so hard to get?!  Argh!


With Isaiah being stupid, Rosie calls over her Romantic Interest from prom…all those years ago.


Chad:  *nasally voice*  My baby called.  Sniff.

You…you are…disappointing.


Rosie:  This isn’t working, Bob.

Chad:  Chad.

Rosie:  BOB.  I’m breaking up with you.


Bob:  Fuck you!

Rosie:  It’s rabid!


Rosie:  I can be rabid too.  Wanna see?

Bob:  Meep!  No!


He makes his excuses and exits the house.

And I shall leave you with these lovely images of Macavity finally killing Lynx.


Macavity:  We’re finally completely alone.  Bitch!  Die!


Lynx:  Mama, help!

Thanks for reading!  ^_^

2.5 – Baby Pop

You may be wondering why we’re back so soon.  To that I have but one word:  Boolprop.

Last time, Hans vanished, reappeared and we managed to marry Lili and Hans.  And just in time too!


Lili: *pop*  Baby!

Yes, Lili, baby.  Generation 3!  Woot-woot!

Don’t mind the stench, she was working out just before this.  I think she’s up to level 8 of Athletics.


The first thing she does after baby-popping (sounds nasty) is wish to have a girl.


Fortunately, Hans wants a girl too.  We can do that!  Just need to clear out some of his other wishes.

Speaking of which…


Hans the firefighter apparently has no Handiness to speak of.  We quickly remedy that.


Earlier that morning, Lili and Hans do some couple bonding by reading career-oriented books together.  Good job!  😀


Speaking of career, Hans heads off to his first fully controlled day of being a fireman.

He tries to do his usual shift, but I nip that sharpish.


That’s right!  Maintaining the firetruck!  Woo!

This, apparently, takes a while.  Is it obvious I’ve never done this before?


Back home, Mori continues doing all he ever does, skilling.

Mori:  It’s because YOU don’t know what to do with me!  I’m cute, I’m smart, I’m a fucking vampire!  But I’m a spare!  So you don’t know what to do with me!

Shhh, baby, shhh.


To keep him company, Lili decides to play a game or two.  She’s got Logic to work on anyways.

Mori:  Great, the hormonal crazy is invading my only safe space.


The siblings consider the open, as-of-yet untouched, battlefield.


Lili:  Maybe I should move to this space?

Mori:  Shut up!  You’re interrupting my concentration.


Silence falls once more upon the still virgin chess board.

Seriously, guys, move a piece.  I’m going grey over here!


Mori:  Very well.  Checkmate, sister!  I’ll be leaving now.


And so the board was abandoned, only to be hogged by Rosie seconds later.  But not for playing.  Just for the luxurious feeling of those leopard fur chairs.

Rosie:  Fuck off.



Back at the fire department, Hans is taking care of some wishes to upgrade appliances.  He makes the wise choice to shed his temperature retardant uniform for his clearly much warmer sparkle-porn gear.


The upgrading pays off.  And I learn something important!


Apparently, leveling up skills increases job performance and actually gets Hans a promotion!  Interesting!  *still a n00b*

Hmm…can I get him to actual firefighter status before the baby’s born?  And will this give said baby a hidden trait relating to fire?  Things to ponder!


With this discovery in mind, Hans gets on upgrading the entire fire department.


Max and Kitty, still in love!  ❤


Macavity and Lynx, sharing some brotherly bonding.  However, a few seconds later…


Lynx:  He so scawwey!


And Max is still at large and in charge of the corporate world.

Wait!  What’s that sound?!


Could it be–?


It is!  Lucky Palms is on fire!  Tune in next time!  XD

But wait, there’s more!

While I’ve got you here, the Diabolicals will be taking part in SimNaWriMo over on Boolprop.


Mori:  Do we have to do the boolprop thing?

Yes, we’re going for gold!  That’s minimum 10 chapters before Halloween!


Mori:  I don’t want to!  You can’t make me!

Well fine!  You just won’t appear in any screenshots!


Mori:  It’s not like you pay attention to me anyways!  *pouts*

😦  Baby, don’t be this way!  I’m sorry!  I love you!  I’ll give you anything you want!  Don’t be sad!  😦


Mori:  Guilt trip successful.  I want a bigger room.

Okay!  😦

And so the house was rebuilt.  But next time!


The fire station shown here and in the last chapter is the Clearwater Firestation.  It is NOT mine, but it is very lovely and fits very well in the desert landscape.

Thanks for reading!  ^_^

2.4 – Bedded and…Wetted?

Last time, both Rosie and Lili were trundling right along in the skills needed for their careers.  And Kitty was the best spouse ever and getting us more legacy points.  And an Imaginary Friend returned from the grave just to fuck with my game.  Fortunately, I’m paranoid as hell and had saved right before dragging the doll out of Lili’s inventory.

So let’s forget all about grave-rising dolls and focus on getting Lili a man and a baby!


What’re you up to, sweetie?

Mori:  I put a hole through the ceiling!  Now, you’ll HAVE to rebuild the house to give me a bigger room!

Uh, no, don’t think so.  But you’re cute.


What?  No she doesn’t game!  Lili!  What’re YOU up to?!?!


Hmmm…me thinks the game is out to get me.  But Hans seems to have returned!  Carry on.

In the interest of preventing Hans from vanishing into the Aether again, I wanted them wedded and bedded.  However, Lili had work that could NOT be forsaken.  I stalked Hans all day to keep him from poofing.



This is all he did.  But at least he’s still in the world!


While watching Hans, I did get word that Kitty got her very first award!  Awesome!


Here’s our award winning actress!  Yes, I looked away from Hans for a moment.


And here’s her Sims Choice Award!  It’s quite lovely!  This shall be admired for many Diabolical generations yet to come.  ^_^


Another popup says that Lili got a nice promotion.  Of course, she immediately rushes her ass down to the fire station where the minion waits impatiently.


Delicious eye contact is made after nearly ten hours apart.


Then Lili goes for the full frontal assault and Hans has no choice but to relent.


He seems hesitant at her first question…


But seals his fate by giving in to her demands.


And then Lili trains him, because what else do you do with someone who just agreed to go out with you?  😐


Look at the ferocity!

Back inside, we focus once more on the mission at hand.


Lili:  You, babe, are hotter than a vase of flowers.

Hans:  …I would hope so.


Lili:  I mean, I love your face!

Hans: Getting warmer.


In the end, it appears that Lili communicates much more thoroughly with body language than any other language.

You think I’m joking about that communication bit.  See that skill bar above her head?


It’s her Charisma skill.  Woo, boy!


After a deep and insightful “conversation”, Lili moves onto the next question.

Lili:  Do you want a ring?

Hans:  What?


Lili:  Like, a really, REALLY shiny ring?

Hans:  Whatever do you mean?

Stop being coy and just be ours!


Hans:  Oh, Lili!  Of course I’ll marry you.

Good answer.


Because how could anyone resist that face!


Finally!  Lili was red all over the place.  I though we’d have an acci—


…dent.  *sigh*

Lili:  Did he see?!

Lili!  He’s leaving the building!  He’s in his car and he’s gone!  Of course he saw!

Lili:  Drat.

Get you ass up and after him!  There can be no witnesses!

Hans drives clear across town with Lili in hot pursuit.  Then he makes the grave error of inviting her inside.


Lili:  Hi!  I followed you her.

Hans:  What have I gotten myself into?

You can’t escape now!  We’re in your house, stealing your…you!  >:D


Ariel:  Why is there a prostitute in my house?

Don’t worry about it.


Ignoring Hans’s elderly father, Lili gets the Private Wedding Train going.






And with that, Hans is married into the family!  He’s also moved in.


Ariel:  Did my son just marry that prostitute?

Yes, yes he did.  Problem?

In exchange for his son, we give Ariel Azrael, Nikita’s son.  Seems fair.


“Meeting” Hans seems to have boosted Rosie into completing a skill challenge…game logic.


Meet Hans, everyone!  He is a Brave, Grumpy, Clumsy yet Athletic Animal Lover.  Got some randomness going on there alright.  His favorites are Vegetarian Chile (meh), Black (same as Max’s), and Spooky music.  Hmm…he might do okay in an evil legacy.

And his LTW?


This could be interesting.  😀


Now meet Hans post-Minion makeover.  No, I don’t know why I made him into an 80’s porn star, go away!

As soon as he contributes his genes to the next generation, Hans will have a place on the family tree and download page.  So stay tuned!

Thanks for reading!  ^_^

2.3 – The Dead Live and the Game Dies

Greetings readers! Sorry for the wait, school started up and I decided the day right before classes to play Skyrim for the first time ever. I love it! Ermahgerd!

So that’s where I’ve been the last few weeks, Skyrim, Minecraft and procrastinating my homework, because I’m such an amazing student.  XD  Thank god I don’t have a thesis yet.  I’d be so screwed.

I’ve also been with the Mayfields.  Being my first family, they get to go through every experiment first before I play my other games.  No real reason, that’s just how I roll.  And I’ve been playing around with another mod and toying with the idea of keeping it.  On the one hand, I feel like I’ve got too many mods.  On the other hand, it’s got some really interesting features.  And, so far, it seems to be compatible with everything else, so expect that to show up in a Mayfield update soon.

Also, the Diabolicals were (a while back) drug out of their hole shown the limelight given an award and that’s the previous post.  So check it out and check out all the lovely blogs listed there!  ^_^

Okay, I’m done. I know you guys are only here for the Diabolicals. Smile for the camera, Max!


Max: Too much?

Maybe. Anywho! Let’s get into this thing.


We open with some good news! Kitty is ever-so slowly clawing her way up the Hollywood ladder.


Lili’s playing chess with herself, because that definitely improves one’s logic.


Lili: I’ve got him on the run now!

Of course you do, dear. I’ll leave you to it.


Rosie is trapped skilling at the library, just working on her cooking skill since we’ve got enough cake to last a few lifetimes.

Rosie: Trying to focus here! Get out!

Alright, alright, sheesh!


Hmmm. What’re you up to, Max?

Max: I think I’d better get out of this chair and do something productive.


Max: Nevermind.

He hasn’t even retired yet and already the rocking chair has his soul.

After some chess, Lili heads out Hans hunting. First, his house.


Very nice. >:)

Han’s isn’t home though. Drats! But we know where he works! And it’s accessible!


Behold! The Lucky Palms Fire Department!

Inside, we find Hans playing video games, so there’s no guilt when we crash his workplace and woo the pants off him.


Lili: How you doin’, babe?

Hans: Although I don’t look it, this pleases me.


A few goofy looks later and they’re feeling frisky. And I discover a shower on the premises. Hehehehehehe.


Was there a lullaby? I think there was! Bwahahahahaha! Generation 3 is on the way!


Hans: I just had se-ex! And it felt so good! *off-key singing*

Lili: Were we safe? I don’t know if we were safe?


Lili: What if the nargles got involved?!

Hans: Shut up and let me enjoy the loss of my virginity.


Lili: Oh my GOD, the nargles sabotaged the sex shower!

Hans: God damnit.


Regardless of sabotaged showers and perhaps condoms (hehehehehe), a good time was had by all. Hans had such a good time, he saw fit to float up into the clouds and out of Lucky Palms. I’m not kidding. They woohooed, he walked out the door, and vanished. Effing hell.


But there is no time to be sad. Generation 3 is on the way and Lili’s only at level 2 in her career! So Lili strutted herself out to the back of the fire station and commandeered their treadmill.


Lookit them legs!

While Lili is working on her man and career, let’s see what the rest of the family is up to.


Ah, Moriarty’s coming home from school.

Moriarty: I despise how bright the snow is.

Well, suck it. Get it! ‘Cuz he’s a vampire! And he sucks blood! Nevermind. I’m going away now.


Meanwhile, Rosie is still brushing up on her Cooking skills at the library.  I think she’s been here for several days now.

Rosie: I could’ve been a great criminal. I’d have stolen so many jewels by now!


And ignoring the pretty french tourists. Ah, Mr. Bonaparle, know that if Isaiah doesn’t work out that you’re on my short list.

Tourist: Zis is good, yes?

Sure.  >.>


And what is Kitty doing while her spawn are all out of the house?


Why, earning us more legacy points, that’s what! Best Spouse EVAH!

That’s a portrait for the spare Rosie. And it’s a Masterpiece! Well done, Kitty!

Kitty: But of course.

We’ll get Mori’s when he ages up and Lili’s…eventually. When she’s not working out or chasing down Handsome Hans.


Speaking of Lili, she got her first work opportunity! Nice!

At first I was really excited, but all she had to do was read a book. Boring! Let’s go rob a house! >:D


As if to show how much more of an interesting heir she would have been, Rosie then got an opportunity to get drunk and get paid for it. While it’s one I’ve done sooooo many times, it’s an entertaining opportunity. I love trying drinks!

Rosie: I would’ve made a better heir and you know it!

Yeah, yeah, shut up and have another drink.


Rosie: Don’t mind if I do. I think I deserve a break, now that I’ve almost reached the top of my career’s skill.

Rosie, ladies and gentlemen, the heir you could have had.

How does Lili even compare?


Not too shabby actually. Pretty good considering she’s only been a young adult for a few days now.


Another demonstration of our lovely founding spouse. Kitty begins work on Lili’s portrait. I love her.


Wait, what? Well…I thought that thing had died somewhere or something.


Lili: Who’re you?

Puzzle/Buffo/Something-or-Other: I’m your childhood imaginary friend!

Lili:  Aren’t we supposed to be the same age, and so, the same height?


Neither can I, Lili. Neither can I.


This is Buffo (or something along those lines). It’s Lili’s Imaginary Friend that I wasn’t able to make real. Somehow, it’s real. And it immediately crashes my game. I’m overwhelmed with joy. >.<

Welp! Time to reload! Just what I wanted to do. We’ll straighten this out next time.

Hi!  Thanks for sticking around and reading!  ^_^  I’ve finished captioning generation 2, so expect the next chapters in a much more timely manner.