Evil Index of Diabolical Deeds

This is a listing of every chapter to date.  And it’s up-to-date!  XD


Generation One — Max Diabolical
The First Plot — Max Diabolical (Founder)
1.0 — Introduction: Our Founder & Other Opening Bits
1.1 — Minion in the Sky
1.2 — The Beginnings of a Plot
1.3 — Online Dating and Other Tales
1.4 — Disappointments Galore
1.5 — If at First You Don’t Succeed
1.6 — The Evil Genius’s Companion
1.7 — A Long Time Coming
1.8 — We’re Having a Wedding!
1.9 — A Legacy House
1.10 — Babies!
1.11 — Toddlers, Life-Time Wishes and Jobs, Oh My!
1.12 — Toddler Spam!
1.13 — Wishes and Friends
1.14 — We’re Back!
1.15 — Birthday Girls!
1.16 — Good-bye Children, Hello…?!
1.17 — Consecutive Confusion
1.18 — Birthdays!
1.19 — They Really Do Exist!
1.20 — Let’s Leap Ahead!
1.21 — Family Fun Time
1.22 — Yes, My Dark Prince
1.23 — She Sparkles in the Evening
1.24 — Another Day Older
1.25 — Choose Your Weapon
Generation 2 Heir Vote!


Generation Two — Lili Diabolical
The Second Plot — Lilianna Diabolical (Gen 2 Heir)
2.1 — A New Era Dawns
2.2 — Person Person Plus and Pervy Paps
2.3 — The Dead Live and the Game Dies
2.4 — Bedded and…Wetted?
2.5 — Baby Pop
2.6 — The House that Excitable Crazy Built
2.7 — Call Me, Baby!
2.8 — Death Visits the Diabolicals for the First Time
2.9 — Birth Days Ahead, pt. 1
2.10 — Birth Days Ahead, pt. 2
2.11 — Birth Days Ahead, pt. 3
2.12 — Fighting Flames
2.13 — The Halloween Birthday Bash
2.14 — ???

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No Update

Not today, at least.  Sorry.  😦

This is just to tell you guys that I’ll be taking a break from simming for a little bit to focus on the rest of this semester.  I’ll be studying and attempting to nail down my thesis topic, so I should really focus.

The Mayfields will continue to be updated, as I have quite a few chapters in reserve now (our next family head is adorable).  However, I’m all caught up to in game for the Diabolicals, so you’ll have to wait for them.  I’m not saying I’ll drop off the face of the earth, just that if I do post, it’ll be sporadic at best and non-existent at worst until the holidays.

I am sorry.  I was really getting into playing and writing the Diabolicals.  But I guess, we’ll all have to wait to see what Goodie Snow and Magno Volt look like as children.

Speaking of the newest Diabolicals, check out the awesome genetic diversity of generation 3!

Three different skin tones, two different noses, two different mouths, three different hair colors (Magno Volt actually has very dark brown hair, not black – I think its from Hans) and two different eye shapes!  All to create three very different toddlers!  8D  I love genetic diversity.  Not gonna lie, though, if we could keep these narrow, Diabolical eyes in the family for another generation, I’ll be so happy.

Also, these kids all now have their own pages over in the Diabolical Who’s Who guide.  And the Score has been updated as well, to reflect more portraits painted and the new generation.  Woo!

Okay, I’ve got some papers to read.  Nice seeing you and I hope we’ll chat soon!  Thanks for reading!  ^_^

2.13 – The Halloween Birthday Bash

STOP!  I’ve been posting like crazy!  Here’s the FIRST ONE!  Okay, continue.


I lied, yup, there’s more birthdays.  But look on the bright side.  This is update #10!  We did it guys!  We did it!  We beat SimNaWriMo!  Gold pen thingy has been obtained!  Woo!

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I’ve hoped aboard that lovely train that the Epic Rourkes started.  The romantic phone pictures are cute.

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And it’s Mad Fireball’s birthday!  She’s aging up to a child.  She’ll start school tomorrow!  She was completely skilled up, so she should be able to receive the Evil trait.  And become a true heir potential!

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And it’s also Magno Volt’s birthday!  He’s aging up to a toddler.  So we finally get to see what other genetics we’ve got to work with!

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We bite the bullet and order a birthday party.  Max makes the call since he has the Legendary Host LTR.

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The girls play together for the first and last time before Mad Fireball ages up.

Goodie Snow:  Where’d you go?  There you are!  8D

Mad Fireball:  Get.  Me  Out.

Sorry kiddo.  I believe in family interaction, however retarded some family may be.

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Out on the back porch, a very much in love couple share a cozy breakfast while the sun rises above the dunes.

❤  Always.

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And then its game time.  Isaiah and Rosie Dreamer are our first guests.  ^_^

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Whatcha doing?

Rosie:  Shhh.

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Rosie:  RawrMomsoutsidewiththreeotherguys!

Max:  The atoms in my heart have failed me!

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Rosie:  Oh, hey Dad!  How’s it going?  >:D

Max:  Don’t look at me, I clearly named the wrong child heir to my evil legacy.

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Speaking of the heir, now that she’s off maternity leave she’s actually getting promotions!  This is level 5…I think.

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While waiting for the party to really get underway, Kitty finishes the last portrait for generation 2, Lili’s husband and father of generation 2, Hans Diabolical (Hudson).

I swear we got Mori’s portrait, but I don’t seem to have a screenshot of it.  I’ll show you later.

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What’re you chuckling at?

Lili:  Mom moved out of her room just in time to get swarmed by fans!  >:)

…that’s not a bad thing.

Lili:  It’s not?  😦

Go get the babies.

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There’s a party to start!  As elder heir potential, Mad Fireball goes first.

Her entire family makes it through the throng of people in time.  Hans & Max are just off screen.

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Sparkle, sparkle!

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Yes, yes, Evil trait!  Now what do you LOOK like!

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Derpy.

Mad Fireball’s face is very angular, but it doesn’t remind me of Lili or Rosie.  She must take quite a lot after her father.  I might be okay with that.

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Mad Fireball, in her everydaywear now, grabs cake while Lili brings Magno Volt to his cake.

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Toddler Magno Volt incoming!

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Oooo!  He’s got a softer face than his sisters!  But he’s got Max’s eyeshape.  And…red eyes?!  Red eyes!  Holy shit!  I’ve hit the genetic lottery for an evil legacy!  8D

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Oh my.  He looks a bit creepy, doesn’t he?

Magno Volt:  Now why would you say that?

It’s the combination of the cute, chubby cheeks and those Diabolical, red eyes.  He’s a Halloween baby, clearly!

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Magno Volt has an IF.  Its name is Pal.  I find that ironic.

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Magno Volt:  You are MINE!  I will beat you into submission!

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Magno Volt:  Oh, did that hurt?  I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to hurt you, Pal.

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Magno Volt:  I love you!  I’ll never let you go.  We’ll be together forever and ever.

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Magno Volt:  Won’t we?

O_O

I feel like I should have named you “Damien“.


Happy Halloween, peoples!  And thanks for reading!  ^_^

2.12 – Fighting Flames

STOP!  I’ve been posting like crazy!  Here’s the FIRST ONE!  Okay, continue.


Since the births and birthdays have lightened up a bit, we can focus on the actual happenings of the Diabolical household, not just who’s here, who’s not, and who’s a bit taller.

This is a continuation of last chapter, so we all know what happened.  If not, that means you haven’t read last chapter.  Go read it!

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I forgot to mention that Hans maxed Handiness!  Woo!

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We built a pool to celebrate.

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Now that Hans has reached level 10, he seems to be getting more emergency calls.  Some of which are actual fires, guys!

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Like this place.  Actual fire!  This is incredibly exciting!

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Except all the sims inside were unrelated to her.

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But Hans actually had to convince one woman to run!

Hans:  But…there’s no fire back here…

Just do it!  That’s 1/30 for his LTW!

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Before entering the burning building, you have to put out the fire coming through the windows.

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This is the family.  The woman in danger previously looks bored now.

Hans couldn’t get through the door (you have to stop all the window fires, then break down the door), but that toddler crawled out of the burning building all on his own!

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Then Kitty interrupted to let us know that’s she’s reached level 8 of the Film – Acting career.  Not bad!  But not as interesting as fighting fires!

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See what I mean!  This is so totally cool!  Or hot.  XD

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No Hans!  O_O  That’s too hot!  Too hot!

I’ll admit it, I panicked for a bit here.  How do you keep a firefighter from burning alive?!  But he got out alright.  🙂

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Our very first Large House Fire!  And it’s a Grade B!  😀

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While Hans is fighting fires and saving lives, the rest of the family is attending the Summer Festival.

This is Mad Fireball with her Imaginary Friend, Cosmos.  I didn’t change the names this time around.  Both her and Magno Volt got Imaginary Friends.  Goodie Snow didn’t.  Clearly it’s because the mysterious extended family realize she is defective.  It can’t be hidden.

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We even spot Rosie there!  She seems to be waiting for the cute Tanner woman to notice her.

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Woah!  Didn’t see that coming.  Probably should have though. >.>

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Look out, Tanner!  She’s about to–

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Pounce.

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It ends just how we all knew it would.  With Rosie triumphantly lording it over her lesser human.

Rosie:  Now, bitch!  Don’t look at my man!

Ah.

Townie Rosie is interesting.  But she isn’t showing signs of being pregnant.  😦

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Another fire!

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This one is at a much larger house.

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First, break down the door.  I think that’s the Athletic skill Han is gaining there.

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Then, save the kid!  What exactly are you enjoying about this situation?!

Kid:  Heeheehee!  Butt.

:/

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Saving the kid and his elderly…mother? gives Hans a very nice trophy!  We’ll have to remember to pick that up.

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That’s another B grade and +3 to Hans’s LTW.

Let’s call it there, as the great birthday bash must go on.


Thanks for reading!  ^_^

2.11 – Birth Days Ahead, pt. 3

Hopefully this is the last of the birthday updates.  At least, for a little while.

We begin with a visit from beyond the grave.

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Nikita:  ‘Sup bitches!  Miss me!

Yes!  T_T

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And this is, apparently, how ghost cats floats.  Huh.

Nikita spent her first night as a ghost cat as she spent many nights while alive: stalking for prey.  Never change, Nikita.  T_T

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And it’s baby time one more!  We made sure Lili was happy this time around.  We even braved the paparazzi to go to the library and read both pregnancy books!  No more disappointments!

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I will never get tired of Lili’s birthing faces.  XD

Unfortunately, the hilarity and anticipation are being ruined by a certain disappointment.

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Will you shut up?!

Perhaps I should be nicer.  This is the first sound it’s made since its birth.

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Then, for some reason that eludes me, Hans puts baby Goodie Snow on the floor.

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Oh.

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Oh!

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I like it!

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Baby boy Magno Volt was born on the last day of Spring, at 10:02 am.  He’s Absent-minded and Loves the Cold.  He likes Rap music (interesting!), Tofu Tri-Tip Steak (…okay), and the color Hot Pink (hell yeah!).  He’s a Taurus.

Best of all, he’s not Good!  Whew!

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Welcome, Diabolical spawn, welcome to the gorgeous world, ripe for the picking.  >:)

I suppose we’ll check on the disapp–

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WHY?!?!  Why are YOU the red-head?!  T_T

Goodie Snow:  To spite you.  Lol!

>.<

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As punishment, she’s relegated to the walker for the foreseeable future.

Goodie:  You can try, but with my red hair and big blue eyes, I’m too cute to ignore now!

>.<

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And then its graduation time!  Mori’s a big help by letting everyone ignore his graduation.

Mori:  You must be stupid if you think I even told them.

Touché.

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He is the Class Valedictorian, like we all knew he would be, and is voted Most Likely to…Save…the World?  Bwahahahahahahahahah!  XD  Why?!  XD

Mori:  Because I successfully fooled them all.

O_O

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You may be wondering where Rosie’s been besides grounding her baby brother and keeping the family afloat.

She’s just planning her wedding elopement with Isaiah.

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Because she has reached level 10 of the Culinary Career!  Completing her LTW and getting us that fancy ass fridge!

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Mmmm.  Fancy.

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Rosie calls Isaiah over and marries him, fulfilling a wish both Max and Kitty have had for a while.

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Then Rosie runs off into the sunset with her man successful wrapped in chains.  Make us adorabolical babies!

She takes many of the cats with her:  Rakshasa and two kittens.  We keep Jinx as the next heir in the kitty legacy.

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The event calls for a new family photo!  The first of generation 2!

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This took some finagling as Hans had to run off at the last second because there was a FIRE EMERGENCY!

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Angry gnomes?

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Angry gnomes!  Hell yeah!  😀

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Hans actually does really well!  Grade A!

Kinda sad we don’t get to keep any of the captured gnomes though.  😦

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He gets an award for Heroic Anti-Gnomeness.

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And the final promotion to Fire Chief, level 10!  Woop!  Which does NOT fulfill his LTW…which is, apparently, to save 30 sims from fires.  Yeesh.  We’ve still got our work cut out for us.

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One last thing before we part ways for now:  Max and Kitty have both reached the end of their life bars.  So, they could go at any time.  😦  They both have wishes to have more grandkids, but Max also has a wish to see Lili become an Emperor of Evil.  There might be more babies once Lili gets higher in her career.

A vote between two potential heirs is no fun anyways.  😉


Thanks for reading!  ^_^

2.10 – Birth Days Ahead, pt. 2

Welcome back to the Diabolical Legacy, Update #7 of SimNaWriMo!  That’s a silver feather in our cap, ladies and gents!

Last time, Rosie got engaged to her teenage boy toy and Mad Fireball aged into a toddler!  And that’s ALL that happened.  We won’t speak of the disappointment.  Have Mad Fireball spam!

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Ignore the pink thing in that second crib.  It is a failure and will no doubt spontaneously combust like the defective thing it is.

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Just in time to be replaced too!  Bring forth the new spawn!

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Lili has been chained to the chess board for the majority of her pregnancies, but finally.  FINALLY!  Labor comes to fruition!  Lili has maxed the Logic skill!  This should make Criminal promotions a lot easier to nab.  (lol)  Unless I’m being an idiot and its Charisma she needs, not Logic.  She’s too low in the chain of command for me to see.  And I’m too lazy to actually look it up.  Meh.  >.>

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She finally has the time to spend some with Mad Fireball and potty-train her.

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But Grandpa Max still has to teach her to talk.

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Did I mention that Rakshasa was pregnant?  Welp!  There you go!  She was pregnant!  Obviously, no longer, but she was.  If you don’t remember (shame on you), Rakshasa is the daughter of our dearly departed Nikita.  The father of Rakshasa’s kittens is one of precious Dinah’s sons, Macavity and Lynx.  I don’t remember which.

The kittens are:

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Lilith, pay no mind to the name shown for I change it later, is a Friendly and Non-destructive female kitten.  She looks to have Macavity’s form and eyes, but Rakshasa’s overall coat coloration.

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Jinx, again the name shown is wrong, is a Playful and Non-destructive male kitten.  He’s got Lynx’s overall body shape and eyes with his undercoat coloring and Rakshasa’s splotch coloring.

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Clawdia (don’t; you know it had to be done) is a Friendly and Neat female kitten.  She’s basically a female clone of Jinx.

I don’t know which one we’ll keep yet.  Might try again for more interesting kittens, though I do love the eye bi-color.

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Rosie:  What the hell are you doing outside?!

Pap:  Are they…fighting?!

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Mori:  What…do you mean?

Rosie:  Don’t play dumb with me!

What?

Pap:  They’re fighting!  I can’t believe this!

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Rosie:  You’re fucking grounded for even leaving this house, you little turd!

Mori:  What did I do?!

Yeah?  O_o

Pap:  *squeals in delight*  Scream at him again!

Shut up.

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What happened?

Mori:  She said something about me not stealing something when I had the chance.  I have no idea!  Who knows what goes through that strangely twisted brain of hers!

Yeah.  I’ll see what Lili’s doing.

Lili quickly lets him off, but I have no idea what Rosie’s thing was.  It wasn’t even curfew yet!  O_o

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To keep out of his vengeful sister’s sight, Moriarty has taken to fishing in the family’s pond out back.  I’m thinking that his Angler trait may inspire a fishing related LTW.

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Time seems to just fly on by!  He’s already level 4 Fishing!

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Time has flown by such that its already Moriarty’s young adult birthday!  8D  Time for the youngest member of generation 2 to become a evilly productive member of society!

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We have cake, but no party.  Max is out holding meetings, and Rosie is getting very close to that last promotion anyways.  And Hans is probably locked inside the fire station.  But Kitty and Lili and even some of the cats are there to support Mori!

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Vampires sparkle red when they age up to adulthood!  I did not previously know this!

Don’t look so worried, Mori!  You’ll roll a great last trait, I’m sure!

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A dashingly handsome man who managed to grab the coveted Cat Lover trait!  Max is so proud!

Of course, you know this means we’ll probably never let him go now.  Hey!  Those cats have to be taken care of by someone!

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As predicted, Mori grabbed the Presenting the Perfect Private Aquarium LTW.  Even though I thought long and hard about that Cat Herder LTW.  But, while having Mori be a crazy old cat man was outstandingly hilarious, he already rolled the Private Aquarium wish earlier in his teenhood, so he gets to keep it.

Next time:  Part Three of Birth Days Ahead!  No, we’re not done yet!


Young Adult Moriarty has been added to the downloads!  He’s a vampire, so consider yourself warned!

Thanks for reading!  ^_^

Edit:  Apparently, this is the 50th post of the Diabolical Legacy blog!  Woo!

2.9 – Birth Days Ahead, pt. 1

Last time, Dinah and Nikita passed on to the great cat estate in the sky.  T_T  This time, young Mad Fireball ages up.  Among, perhaps, other birthdays.

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Rosie literally pays the bills.  And what’s Lili up to, I wonder?

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Skilling apparently.  I will accept this.

Lili:  Hey, Moriarty!  Guess what?  You’re gonna be an uncle!

Mori:  What?

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Mori:  I thought I was already an uncle…

Lili:  Rosie beat me at having kids?!

Mori:  What–no!  You remember Mad Fireball?!  You’re daughter!

Lili:  Who?

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Lili:  Darnit!  I thought for sure I’d win at having kids first!

Mori:  It’s too early for this shit.  Checkmate.

Lili:  Darn!

I don’t think she’s won a single game against him.

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Just so you know, Hans is still at the fire station.  He’s not allowed to leave until he maxes the firefighter career.

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He’s getting there.

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Rosie…what’re you doing with the baby?

Rosie:  Isaiah finally asked me out!  *girlish sigh*

What does that have to do with Mad Fireball?

Rosie:  He’s given me so much trouble, I need a wingman.

>.<

Rosie takes Mad Fireball with her to experience her very first adult date with Isaiah.  Yes, it’s been that long.

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Wait!  Rosie!  Where’s the baby?!

Rosie:  Who cares?  I got him right where I want him.

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It’s early spring, but the baby’s on the freezing ground.  And she’s starving!  Perfect!  >.<

Kudos to Mad Fireball, though.  A few hours on the cold ground and a few more hours from starving to death, but she didn’t cry once.  She knows when to not interrupt.

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Uninterrupted, Rosie gets down to the serious business of wooing Isaiah.

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And makes him her boyfriend.  And he doesn’t immediately run away!  Can we go all the way?  Let’s go all the way!

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While this is going on, Hans makes an appearance, grabs his daughter, and skedaddles back home.  I guess maxing the firefighter career will have to wait.

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Rosie wastes no time in making use of the newly freed space.

Rosie:  Marry me, or you’ll never see daylight again.

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He says yes, however wise that may be.

Isaiah:  Is it…gonna cut off my finger?  Why is it glittering like that?

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Back home, Hans starts upgrading the appliances & plumbing around the house.  Maybe he’ll max Handiness if not his career.

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Max still adores Kitty, even if the game thinks she cheated on him.

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And it’s Mad Fireball’s birthday!

We did throw her a party…

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Rosie even cooked for it!

Rosie:  Flipping badass pancakes while naked!  I’m fucking awesome!

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The guests even showed up to block the front door.

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But Lili decided to highjack it.

Lili:  Baby incoming!

Rosie:  But you already have one!

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Lili:  But there has to be multiple for an heir vote!  Argh!

Rosie:  Fuck this shit, I’m out!

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And Rosie left her pregnant sister to give birth in the living room.  Because that’s how Rosie rolls.  At least she didn’t leave the pancakes on the stove.  She actually finished cooking before running out to panic over Lili!

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Lili does ruin whatever order existed.  The party guests can’t enter the house, and Lili can’t leave.  So Lili has no choice but to have a home birth.

Lili:  What?!

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Mad Fireball then steals my camera and ages up all alone in the nursery.  Wait.  Grandma Kitty might have been there with her.

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Looks like dad’s nose and eyes.

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Max immediately puts her in the walker.

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Then the camera zooms back across the house to Lili.

It’s another girl!  Wishes fulfilled!

This baby is born mid-spring, the day before Love Day at 7 in the evening.

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I’m prepared this time.

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Wait, what?

Welp!  Looks like this legacy has its very first black sheep!

The baby is named Goodie Snow to recognize her inborn deficiency.

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Then she has the gall to have White as her favorite color.

Goodie Snow will NOT be eligible for heirship, as we here at the Diabolical Legacy are observing the Family Trait rule.  All heirs MUST have the Evil trait.

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You are a bitter disappointment.

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Even Lynx recognizes the defectiveness of this child!

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Hans and Lili are all too happy to get working on a replacement child.

I’ll say this for the kid, she’s easy to ignore.

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So is Mad Fireball now that she’s older.  Apparently she’s been stuck in that walker long enough to learn how to walk!

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Mad Fireball:  Must.  Keep.  Moving.

Join us next time for Part Two of Birth Days Ahead!  😀


Thanks for reading !  ^_^

2.8 – Death Visits the Diabolicals for the First Time

5th update!  Two more for silver and halfway to gold!

Last time, Mad Fireball was born, Rosie got promoted, but was also turned down for a date with Isaiah, and Macavity finally killed Lynx.  *checks notes*  Yep, that’s about right.

Let’s begin, shall we?

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Someone’s rather chipper today.

Max:  Ah, yes, it is a fine day to ruin family-owned businesses!

>.<

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Hans is actually being productive today!  Good man!

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Hans:  The burn!  I feel it!

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He’s not the only one, though.  Lili’s gotta burn off that baby gat if she’s to be a proper Emperor of Evil!

Yes, very good!  Almost there!  However, as you’ll, see she’ll be slowed down a bit later on.

If you are of the rare breed of astute readers, you may have noticed that Moriarty hasn’t much appeared as of late.

That’s because he’s my slave!  >:D

We’ve discovered that Mori doesn’t burn out in the sun like Kitty did way back when.  And he got an opportunity to collect gems and metals for the science center.  So guess what he’s doing?

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Mori:  I hate my life.

Yes, yes, shh and be off to the next diamond.

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What?!  Welp, the house did cost a pretty penny…

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Oh no you don’t!

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Don’t you dare!

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You little effer!  That table’s been here longer than Lili has!  😡

Look at his smug little grin!  *gnashes teeth*  Max promptly disables the maid service.

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What?!  NO!  Kitty!  WHY?!  T_T

She was at the park and, I swear to any deity you want, there was no one around.  But her Faithful moodlet is gone!  Minion doesn’t understand!  T_T

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Just in time to cheer me up, Lili pops with her and Hans’ second baby.  Yeah, they rolled the wish as soon as Mad Fireball came home.  So I let them.

Lili then tends to the child she already has.

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Lili:  Aren’t you cute!

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Lili:  It’s crying again!  Why is it crying?!

Check her diaper!  No?!  Nope.  She’s just screaming to scream. *sighs*  Mad Fireball just does occasionally:  scream her head off for no apparent reason!  I hate babies.

Speaking of babies, both Lili and Hans want another girl, so Kitty is sent out at some point to obtain more watermelons.

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In other news, right before baby popping, Lili did manage to max out her Athletics skill!  Woo!

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You may be asking yourself, why did Fluffy take this?  Because that fly is incredibly detailed.  Seriously, it’s creepy.

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And also this.  Cute Dinah is cute!  ^_^

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And while we’re on the subject of cats, here is Macavity hoping Rosie drops something while she’s cooking.  Or making her drop something with his mind powers.  Whichever.

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When Max arrives home, he is immediately surrounded by all his cats, waiting to greet him.  Total # of Cats in the room: 6.

What’s with all these randomly strung together pictures?  You, dear reader, may think I’m stalling.  You would be correct.  But nothing can stall the inevitable.

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Max!  What’s wrong?!  Scary music is playing!

Max:  *gasp*  Dinah!

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Max: Dinah!

Dinah!  T_T

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Even Macavity balls his eyes out as the Grim Reaper arrives to take his mother away.

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Max:  He’s taking my cat!  Kitty!  He’s taking my Dinah!  *balls some more*

Kitty:  Dear…there’s nothing I can do.

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At least Grim seems to be a cat person.  😦

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And so Dinah vanished up to cat heaven.

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And all grieved deeply.

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Max grieved the most.  T_T

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But the Reaper didn’t stop there!  Oh no!  Kick us while we’re down!  T_T

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Nikita only lasted a few more hours than her dear friend.  She died doing what she loved though!  Hunting and killing things!  T_T

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And away she goes, to hunt angels in the afterlife!  T_T

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Farewell Nikita Diabolical, padder of the family coffers and vicious defender, you will be missed.  T_T

Nikita was 57 days old and died on the 2nd day (Monday) of the 9th week of the Diabolical legacy.

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Rest in peace Dinah Diabolical, the sweetest Diabolical there will ever be.  T_T

Dinah was 54 days old and died on the 2nd day (Monday) of the 9th week of the Diabolical legacy.


I think we’ll call it here folks.  See you next time for, hopefully, happier times.  T_T

Thanks for reading.