Moriarty: I know.
Such sweet innocence.
May you never know what your parents get up to.
One last youthful woohoo…
…before Max is forced to lose any good looks he ever had.
Max: Let’s just get this over with.
Of course we throw a party! And we throw it at the Casino! Because we’re masochistic.
The party hasn’t even started and we’ve already got drinkers!
Don’t you think you’re a little young to become an alcoholic?
Rosie: Only one way to find out!
Max: Rosaline. What are you doing?
Rosie: I have to deal with people! Get off my case!
Max! Do something!
Max: You want something done?! Fine! You’re becoming an alcoholic, Rosaline! Do NOT drink or the minion will never shut up!
That’s not what I meant.
It is only with “juice” in hand that father and daughter can begin to cope with the idiocy that is the rest of the human race.
Lili: Oh goody! My mother’s gambling away my inheritance!
*sigh* I think I need a drink.
In case you didn’t already notice, the party goes down at the Lucky Simoleon Casino, way over on the other side of town.
Lots of people show up. So many regrets already.
People brought their kids to this place?! You poor thing!
Mary: Nah, I’m good! 😀
The Minion eventually pulls Max away from the bar long enough to blow out some candles.
Rosie: Woo! Dad’s getting old! That much closer to a funeral!
Blond boy: Is that my future father-in-law? Must keep smiling!
With the women of his life cheering him on, Max ages.
Max: Oh no! I shall be old! Near death! And an heir hasn’t been chosen to carry on my quest of world domination!
Shhh! We’ll get to that!
And we have Ancient Founder! 😀
I have to admit it, Max aged pretty well. Still got the rather severe, kill-you-in-your-sleep charm going on, but overall not bad.
Max: I abhor you.
I know. Now go talk to Kitty! Chop chop!
It’s a very serious question Max has to ask.
Yes. That question.
Max: Would you consider returning to mortal form, my dear?
Kitty: Darling, I only ever became a vampire for you!
You did throw the bottle, Max.
Max: Be silent.
For Max, and Max alone, Kitty gives up vampirism.
Kitty: For you, my darling.
Then she’s aged up to match Max.
Kitty: I’m human. And old!!
Max: And yet still sexy as all hell.
Kitty: Oh, you!
While Kitty and Max dance their old bones silly, the girls are doing a bit of socializing.
Rosie works on her old pal Isaiah. When they became friends, I don’t know.
Isaiah: Just keep smiling. It can smell fear!
And Lili butters up his younger brother, Anton. Both boys are Darleen Dreamer’s son.
Lili: Hi! I’m Lili, and I like everything! 😀
Anton: That’s nice.
At some point, the party ends and the boys try to flee. But we don’t let them. >:)
Things go pretty well for Rosie!
Not even talk of a girlfriend slows her down!
Rosie: As if! Am I evil, or am I evil?! *breaks them up*
Rosie: Kiss me or I’ll break both your legs.
Isaiah: Don’t think about it, don’t think about it, don’t think ABOUT IT!
O_O I’m gonna go check on Lili.
Lili: I think he likes me! 😀
He just might.
Unfortunately, he also likes someone else.
And, it might be just a feeling, but I don’t think Lili can break them up. Just a feeling.
Anton: Leanna is my sunshine!
Unfortunately, after the party ends and every Diabolical is accounted for back at the house, we get this:
Isaiah aged up. This may pose a problem.
Fuck parties. I’m tired of parties and unknown guests that never leave. We’ll pick it up again for Moriarty’s young adult birthday.
Mori: Finally! I’m going to be a teenager and all the readers can vote for me!
Not quite, young man!
Moriarty goes first. And, for some reason, Lili and Rosie run off. Goddamnit. At least his elderly parents are there to show their support.
Kitty: I’m not sure he’s quite got it.
Shhh. Leave him be.
Damn. You’re cute! O_O Legit cute! Didn’t think Max had it in him!
Moriarty rolled Angler to go along with Brave Evil Genius. Maybe he’s collecting fish to be his minions…I have no idea.
Next up is Lili. Doesn’t she look fetching?
Lili: This time. This time I’ll be the prettier sister!
The candles will choose.
Lili: Is that a riddle?
Lili: I’m finally going to be an adult! I’ll get my Life-Time Wish and get a husband and have babies and live happily ever after! 😀
And who knows! Maybe you’ll actually become evil too!
Lili: Time for all my dreams to come true!
Rosie: Are the sparkles deadly? Tell me the sparkles are deadly!
Lili: I feel awesome! 😀
Rosie: *uncontrollable laughter*
What’s so funny?
Minion: *uncontrollable laughter*
Lili rolled Unstable. This makes her an Easily Impress, Excitable, Friendly, Excitable, Unstable Diabolical. This is quite interesting.
Of course, there’s only one LTW fit for an unstable, evil sim.
Yes. ALL of Lili’s dreams are coming true. I love how the family’s already laid claim to this LTW.
Since Rosie’s getting ansty, we’ll proceed.
Rosie: Hell yeah, I’m getting antsy! I’m gonna be an adult! I’m getting outta here! So long suckers!
Rosie: No more school, no tests to ace! No more Lili’s stupid face!
Actually, even if you’re not voted heir, you’re sticking around to finish your LTW. That’s a whole point!
To go with her slobbish, yet total foodie ways, Rosie rolls Angler. I’ll accept that.
She’s kinda cute, in an androgynous kind of way.
For some reason, Rosie and Lili look very tall to me. All leg and flat chest, despite their mother’s rather generous endowments.
I was hoping this LTW would come up! I’ve never actually gotten the magical fridge, but I’ve heard lots about it. I want it!
That’s it! We’re all caught up! I’ll throw up an heir poll in a few days, and it’ll probably be up for a week or two.
Thanks for reading! ^_^