I’m a bad person. Yup. Bad person. I’ve played ahead…extensively. And couldn’t wait until Friday to share it with you guys! Blame meg. She talked me into it. >.> Yup, all her fault. XD
This is another long, picture-heavy post. Apologies.
Max spends all Friday working hard and sucking up to Boss-Lady. It pays off with a promotion to Corporate Drone, level 4. On Saturday he ups his Charisma to level 6.
We’re Having a Wedding! We’re Having a Wedding! *does dance*
“Silence! I’m on the phone! No, I don’t want two million balloons! Two hundred gallons of mountain spring water! Two hundred! I don’t care if it’s uprooting precious ecosystems–she hung up on me?!” Max, aggravated beyond help, throws the phone against the wall.
0_0 So…what’er the balloons for?
“My wedding! Kitty’s negotiating for her replacement at the consignment shop at the moment so I have to make sure everything is perfect for our wedding!”
Oh…so you’re really marrying her?
“Yes, I’m really marrying her! Why else would I conform to this abomination of a tradition? Why else would I subject myself to that?!” Max gestures to the phone, now merely pieces of cheap, chinese technology.
Hmmm…so what’re you planning?
You’re Maximillius Diabolical! It’s in your very name! You don’t do anything without a reason! Usually to get something for yourself!
Max considers this.
“I love her.”
And like that, the conversation is over. Max pulls another phone out of his pocket and his Minion shuts up.
The Big Day…Sunday morning…9am…The Desert Rose Wedding Chapel
You actually reserved a wedding chapel?! It’s got a bell and everything!
“Of course, I will not stand to marry in a casino like the rest of this insane, gambling-obsessed town!”
I think they prefer to call it ‘spontaneity’.
“And I prefer to call it stupidity.”
“You don’t even know how to use that word!”
“Shhh! There she is…”
She’s lovely…could do with a trim, but lovely all the same.
“Darling,” Max breathes. “Marry me?”
“Why else would I be here?” Kitty presses a kiss to Max’s cheek.
We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this important message!
End of message
“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness…”
*Sobs of joy*
“I now pronounce you husband and wife!”
The Minion tears are real! ;;^_^;; So happy! *Sobs*
It was a beautiful ceremony!
“For once, we are in agreement,” Max nods, smiling gently. “Mr. Dreamer! Mr. Tanner! Welcome to my wedding!”
“Now, my love, shall we cut the cake?”
“Ahhh! You remembered my favorite flavor. That’s so sweet!”
“But of course!”
This is so cute! ^_^;
“Minion, while my new wife and I enjoy our cake, you are to return to the lot and build a suitable house.”
“Yes, a house. A Legacy House, specifically.”
How?! What kind of house?!
“I don’t care. You have three hours. I’d suggest you get a move on.”
We interrupt this broadcast for ANOTHER important message!
The reason we keep Nikita around. ^_^
End of Message
Note: Yep, that was the very first Diabolical wedding party! I feel pretty good that I was able to get it in for the Founder. Even though the cost of it all left us with $8 until after Kitty moved in. 0_0 She brought in like $24000! It’s awesome! And even though she’s a level 3 celebrity, she wasn’t rich! Let me tell you, I was really scared to go by her house!
And yeah, her name really is Kitty. She’s a Scorpio, just like Max, he was immediately attracted to her and started rolling wishes to kiss her and stuff, and her name is Kitty. She’s perfect for him! ^_^ She’s been added to the Family tree and has her own page now, so go take a look.
And meg? Since there were no proposal pics last chapter, that montage was for you. Cheers.