Yes, we do indeed!
I’m such a bad simmer. I DO love my Diabolicals! I really do! But…I’ve been building a house for my other family. Because I can. And I’m a bad person. >.>
Anywho! Let’s get into it!
Max: About time!
Let’s start with Rosie running away!
Rosie: What the fu—
There she goes! Don’t worry, she’ll be back! ^_^ Moving on!
Lili?! Really?! I expect this from Rosie, but not you!
Don’t play dumb, missy! You just set a boobytrap!
Lili: No! Why would you think that? *whistles innocently*
Go to bed! And where’s your brother?
Oh my god, you adorable, precious child!
Moriarty: *still skilling autonomously*
Unfortunately, you’re bone tired and need to get to bed.
The next morning begins Lili and Rosie’s first day of public high school.
Lili: I can’t believe you would clog on me on my first day of school. I thought we had something special!
Why are YOU so happy?
Rosie: Oh, ya’ know, new day, fresh air, Lili’s screams of anguish. Pick one.
Lili: The sink exploded in my face! I had to rebrush my teeth!
The bus doesn’t arrive and they’re left to hail cabs. I was busy elsewhere. >.>
This is Moriarty’s babysitter, a rakish young man of dubious intent. With two working parents and a full teenaged girl schedule, we’ll be seeing quite a lot of him.
Mori was already crying when he arrived, so the young man was immediately put to the test. I don’t like his look.
He wandered up to Mori’s nursery and spent several minutes just staring at him.
Mori: I’m hungry! Minion! Make him feed me!
I would if I could, baby. 😦
Eventually though, the boy did his job and fed poor, trapped, starving Moriarty.
With Mori’s basic needs taken care of, the babysitter turned to the cats.
Mori: My books are all downstairs and this block table will do absolutely nothing to further my intellect. I want him fired.
I don’t get to pick the babysitters, hun. 😦 We’ll see what your mom can do.
Max wasn’t very pleased with the babysitter’s performance either. But the boy ran off the minute Max stepped on the lot.
Max: Where is it? *quietly seething*
In that car behind you, driving away. 😡
He proceeded to spoil Moriarty rotten.
Max: Don’t worry son, I’ll have the babysitter flogged.
Mori: Really?! Thanks, Daddy!
Max: Remember, son, if anyone dares to mess with our family: Put them in the ground.
Mori: Yes, Daddy.
0_0 What are you teaching this child?
In other news, Kitty was finally promoted! She was demoted at some point. Why, I can’t remember. Must not have been important. >.>
And where are the two teenagers at this time? Where indeed.
Well, Lili got asked over to a “friend’s” house. The house of one Jeremy Shaw, in fact.
Let’s take a closer look.
Lili, being the good girl she is, immediately sat down to do her homework. Jeremy, on the other hand, CLEARLY had other plans.
Down boy! She’s like 14!
The Shaws apparently have a dog. This, of course, will NOT stand. The Diabolicals worship the feline form. Always and forever.
Speaking of the cats, Max spoiled Nikita for a bit, since it was her birthday.
This is true love. ❤
Nikita aged gracefully into distinguished grey fur. You may now detract your claws, Nikita. Thank you.
This greatly saddens me, as the Diabolical Minion. I was hoping to get kittens directly from Dinah and Nikita at some point. I think super fluffy balinese kittens would’ve been cute. We’ll see if it’ll happen.
Age hasn’t affected Nikita’s physicality. She still stalks for prey quite often and ambushes Dinah with pounces daily.
On the other side of the house, a darling little vampire autonomously skills. (Guess who my favorite is.)
Moriarty: Hmm, yes. I see. *evil giggle*
Ah, yes! We were wondering where Rosie had wandered off to! She’s fishing. All by herself. In the graveyard.
Rosie: *deadpans* Autonomously skilling.
Not to be outdone, Lili joins in on this “autonomous skilling”.
Lili: Ridiculous, dragons don’t exist.
Lili: They exist! They really do exist!
Lili: Wait! Maybe it’s just my dear sister Rosaline!
I adore you, Lili. XD
Did I mention that the Diabolicals invested in a maid? Welp, there you have it! We got a maid!
And he’s quite dashing!
Now, if only he would stop putting away Mori’s TSAL. 😡
There you have it! The latest installment in the Diabolical Legacy! Tune in next time for more aging, another promotion, and Prom!