It’s Monday, isn’t it…crap.
Last time was a big hullabaloo of an update just to catch up to where we are. Max sent his only children off to an unknown land to educate themselves—
Max: It is referred to as ‘tough love’.
Stop interrupting! And Kitty vomited over some old lasagana, there was some weird cat hanging around and something occurred up in the dark, unused room upstairs. Care to explain, Dinah?
You shifty kitty! No, you are NOT innocent! Your innocence was stolen—!
Wuh?! Nikita?! *Minion spluttering* Where the hell’ve you been?!
Nikita: *Wouldn’t you like to know*
Welp! That’s what happens when you leave a world alone too long. Your bread-winning cat runs off somewhere, isn’t seen for two days and comes back pregnant! Huh. Kinda like real life. Good one, EA!
Wait, what?! I knew it! Innocent my ass! Boo’s going! (Boo was the male cat pictured last time…utterly useless)
Dah fuck?!?! No chimes! What?!?!
*whimpers* I wasn’t prepared for this! ;_;
Max: Will you now cease your idiotic blathering?! I have a wish.
*whimpers more* Stupid Woohooer mod! >.< And no, Max! We’re already getting more cats!
A plot was hatched to abort a few pregnancies…but this Minion is not so heartless. Even if it would be a lot more convenient. Also out of curiosity, since we have no idea who the father of Nikita’s kittens even is. Do cats have family trees? Discuss!
Anywho! During this time of confusion and frantic rule scanning, the twins called up!
Kitty: Oh, sweeties, are you alr—
Kitty: Is this how I raised you?
Swiftly followed by
From my notes: “No longer giving fucks.”
Now, before pregnancy, Nikita spent every waking moment stalking for prey. Now, all she does is snooze. Huh. Cute.
All Dinah has ever done is snooze and look cute.
Which is all she needs to do! ❤
Then Kitty stole the spotlight by going into labor in the middle of a commercial shoot.
With little fuss, Kitty got herself in a limo and took off for the hospital. No messing about with this lady.
Max was close behind.
Max: Babies are serious business.
You can’t fool me! You lost your Best Dad award when you shipped the girls off to boarding school! T_T
But despite the confusion and inconvenience of it all, a baby boy was born.
Let’s welcome young Moriarty! A Brave Genius born on a dreary Spring Wednesday at 3:26 pm, Moriarty enjoys a fine plate of vegetarian grilled salmon, R&B music and the color green. He is a Pisces.
And he’s a vampire! Please have your mom’s eyes. *fingers crossed*
Kitty: I thought he was just a spare.
I might reconsider his position. >.> IF he has your eyes! Speaking of IF.
This one will NOT be neglected! 😡 Minion wants an Imaginary Friend!
Max: Who even are these people?!
No idea! 😀 But whatevs! Imaginary Friends!
This is young Moriarty’s nursery.
Quickly now! We have other things to do! Besides, he’s not very interesting right now.
Much more things happened! Like Nikita giving birth! Kittens! 😀
Max is suitably excited, but Kitty’s not impressed.
Max: My kitten had kittens! ^_^
You’re almost adorable. O_O
Kitty: Meh. Been there, done that, didn’t squeal half as much.
Lol! Cat birthing faces. XD
So far Rakshasa’s my favorite. Hint: she’s NOT the one bitching about the baby. Though they look the same for the most part.
And we also get to know who their father is!
Corwin Phillips. We have no idea who he is and neither does Nikita. O.o Bug?
Azrael and Rakshasa were born on Love Day at 2:06pm. Azrael is Neat and Adventurous, while Rakshasa is Playful and Adventurous. They’re both fucking adorable.
But then they were upstaged by Dinah! When she gave birth! Making a kawaii face the entire time! XD
And then exploding into a nova! A doubly tired nova!
Two more kittens were added to the family. Born on Love Day at 11:42pm.
They have different colored eyes! O.o I didn’t know that was a thing! So cu—
Macavity: *evil snigger*
Max! MAX! The kitten’s possessed! Ma—what’re you doing?!
Bad kitty! Bad kitt—Meep! O_O
Meanwhile, upstairs, all alone, a tiny vampire ages up.
I played this yesterday and it took up 5 (ish?) in-game days. So much happened! My head is still spinning!
So, I have a few notes for you guys.
Two: HALP! I need names. Having so many kittens made me realize I don’t know enough evil cat names. Or evil names in general. So if YOU think of one, put it in the comments!
Three: I’m considering having reader-chosen heirs rather than going with the first-born. This legacy might have enough followers for an heir poll later. What do you guys think?